It is exciting and somewhat unreal that WrestleMania XXX is
here this weekend! We here at Two Spot
Monkeys are excited to summarize where we are again in our Head 2 Head
competition for this year and make our picks for the show on the “Grandest
Stage of Them All!”
Following Elimination Chamber in February, Jim holds a
narrow lead of 12-4 to Tom’s 11-5. Also,
as you get into the preview I have to give kudos to Jim for tabulating the
All-Time WrestleMania records.
There are many, many shows this weekend but the “Main Event”
is WrestleMania – let’s get to the picks.
Kickoff Show: WWE
Tag Team Title Fatal Four Way Match
The Usos vs. Curtis
Axel & Ryback vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans
This is the
Wrestlemania debut for The Usos, Cesaro, Curtis Axel & Los Matadores.
Ryback is 0-1 at
Wrestlemania, losing to Mark Henry last year at Wrestlemania 29.
Jim: I really had hoped that Cesaro would get
a singles match this year, perhaps against Swagger, but alas, that seems
destined for Extreme Rules instead of here.
The Usos simply have to keep the titles here, there is nothing to be
made of putting them on Rybaxel, Los Matadores, or the Real Americans (who I
don’t see staying together long). In
fact, I’m guessing that Cesaro turns here, or at least that miscommunication
happens that leads to the turn on Raw at the latest. Usos win here no doubt.
Tom: This is a whole lot better than the
originally announced Usos vs. Rybaxel match.
I am pretty high on the Usos and have been for a while, so I am happy
they are in this spot. I am also really
excited about the cusp of “greatness” that Cesaro is ready to embark on. I cannot wait to see him mix with Jimmy &
Jey and Diego & Fernando here! My pick
is that the Usos retain.
Diva Ivitational
Divas Title Match
AJ Lee vs. Summer Rae
vs. Emma vs. Eva Marie vs. Nikki Bella (0-1) vs. Brie Bella (0-1) vs. Aksana
vs. Rosa Mendes (0-1) vs. Layla (1-2) vs. Tamina Snuka vs. Natalya (0-1) vs.
Alicia Fox (1-1) vs. Naomi vs. Cameron
This is the
Wrestlemania debut for AJ Lee, Summer Rae, Emma, Eva Marie, Aksana, Tamina
Snuka, Naomi & Cameron, all other records are noted in the match listing.
Jim: This could go a couple of ways. AJ Lee certainly could keep the title,
playing off the idea that Vicky did everything she could to get the title off
of her and it didn’t work. but, I’m
betting that Brie Bella takes it here, as we know that Bella and Daniel Bryan
are heading to the altar soon, and for Total Divas, it could make for an
interesting storyline with them both having titles. Do I love the idea of letting Total Divas
decide what happens at Wrestlemania? No,
I kind of hate it. But, it’s the world
we live in, and honestly, AJ’s title reign is getting a little stale now, so
freshening it up is in order, and Brie Bella has worked hard to get better in
the ring. So, Brie gets the belt here.
Tom: I understand that there is a “need” to
get the Divas on the show, but I imagine this would be the first to be shortened
or cut if the show runs long. I’d be
fine if this was simply a Fatal Four Way between AJ-Brie Bella-Natalya-Naomi
(or similar Divas), with the other Divas as Lumber Jills on the floor to get
them involved. I do agree with Jim that
I think the Total Divas show does have a lot to do with how this match is booked. I’m going to differ from Jim here and I am
going to go with Naomi for the biggest win of her career!
Andre The Giant
Memorial Battle Royal featuring: Dolph Ziggler (1-3), Big E (0-1), Fandango
(1-0), Alberto Del Rio (1-1), Damien Sandow, Titus O'Neil, Christian (4-5),
Sheamus (1-2), Big Show (4-9), Mark Henry (2-3), Heath Slater (0-1), Jinder
Mahal, Drew McIntyre (1-1), Cody Rhodes (1-2), Goldust (0-5), Kofi Kingston
(1-3), The Miz (3-0), Brodus Clay, Darren Young, Justin Gabriel (0-1), Rey Mysterio
(4-3), R-Truth (0-2), Santino Marella (2-1), The Great Khali (1-1), Zack Ryder
(0-1), Sin Cara, Brad Maddox and 3 more!
This is the
Wrestlemania debut for Damien Sandow, Titus O’Neil, Jinder Mahal, Brodus Clay,
Darren Young, Sin Cara & Brad Maddox.
All other records are noted in the match listing.
Jim: I LOVE Battle Royals! Don’t know why, I just do! So, I love this idea, love honoring Andre,
and it can give a rub to someone if they do it right, especially carrying
around the trophy (which is bound to get broken by someone at some point in the
next year, let’s be honest). Looking at
the field, you could make an argument for The Big Show, and I think he’ll be
there at the end certainly, but he’s too easy of a pick. You could make a case that if they actually
wanted to get behind Dolph Ziggler, this could be a great re-launching point
for him, but I kind of doubt they’ll do it.
I think that one of the 3 unannounced guys thus far will be Alexander
Russev, and that Russev will win the Battle Royal to kickoff his WWE main card
career, could be a hell of a way to do it, especially if he takes out Big Show
by himself! I hope that the last three
unannounced guys are Wrestlemania Legends brought in for the match. Tito Santana, Honky Tonk Man, Jake Roberts,
Roddy Piper, Bob Orton, or a host of others would all be fun to see in there
for a few minutes!
Tom: Like the Divas match, this is the spot to
get all of the guys not in “featured” matches on the card. I like the concept and really hope it is
something that is continued every year going forward and almost “defended” in a
way. I feel like a heel has to win this
and gloat all year with the trophy, especially if they win in a dubious
manner. If we had done an immediate
REACT after Royal Rumble, you would have read that Alexander Rusev was one of
the highlights for me of the Rumble match and prior to that on NXT. I could see him winner for sure. Wade Barrett is a guy who seems like a dark
horse as well, but I just don’t know if WWE even knows how they would like to
use him. I can also see a babyface winning,
but having the trophy ruined or used to attack the winner afterwards. With that idea, Big E., Big Show or Sheamus
come to mind first. So there I’ve
presented the dilemma of almost too many choices. I want to gain the edge on Jim in this
battle, so I am going to go with Sheamus to win.
The Shield vs. The
New Age Outlaws & Kane
Ambrose, Rollins &
Reigns are all 1-0 at Wrestlemania with a win last year over Randy Orton,
Sheamus & The Big Show.
Kane is 8-7 at Wrestlemania with wins over Triple H (15), teaming with
Rikishi to defeat X-Pac & Road Dogg (16), Raven/Big Show (17), teaming with
Big Show to defeat Carlito & Chris Masters (22), Chavo Guerrero (24),
teaming with Santino, Big Show & Kofi to beat Barrett, Slater, Jackson
& Gabriel at (27) and Randy Orton (28), and teaming with Daniel Bryan to
beat Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston (29) and losses to The Undertaker (14,
20), Kurt Angle (18), Money in the Bank at WM 21, 25 & 26, The Great Khali
(23) (also lost on Heat at WM 19 with RVD to Lance Storm & Chief Morley,
and won the pre-show Battle Royal at 24 to earn an ECW Title shot that night)
Jim: I was sure we were
headed towards a Shield 3 Way here at Wrestlemania. While that would have been a really good
bout, I’m ok with this too, as I’m not dying to see the Shield break up anytime
soon either. I like them as kick ass
babyfaces that can get the job done!
Kane deserves a match here at Mania as well, so I’m good with that. Not sure why The New Age Outlaws are here,
other than they are friends with the right folks, so that works I guess. There were rumors at one point that Kane was
going to bring The Ascension in from NXT to be his partners, and I think that
could have been a cool way to debut them, but oh well. Since that didn’t happen, there is no way on
God’s green earth that The Shield should lose this match. Reigns gets the pin on Kane is my guess, and
Rollins does some crazy dives along the way!
Tom: The build for this
match has been good. I too like that The
Shield is still a unit and hope that continues beyond Sunday night. I almost wonder if this is the match a lot
like last year, where Ryback seemed like a slam-dunk over Mark Henry and then
the script got flipped. Could that
happen here to show the strength of The Authority before the Bryan-Triple H
match as well as exposing the cracks in the foundation of Rollins, Reigns &
Ambrose? Maybe, but I won’t go all-in
with it. The Shield gets their full revenge
and the win.
John Cena vs. Bray
Wyatt
John Cena is 7-3 at Wrestlemania
with wins over Big Show, (20), JBL (21), Triple H (22), HBK (23), Edge &
Big Show (25), Batista (26) & The Rock (29) and losses to Orton (24 along
with Triple H), The Miz (27) & The Rock (28)
This is Bray Wyatt’s Wrestlemania debut.
Jim: This match probably has me the most excited
as a fresh matchup for Wrestlemania.
Bray Wyatt is a guy I have loved since he debuted in FCW, back before it
became NXT. He never clicked as Husky
Harris, but as Bray Wyatt, he is now a bona fide star and I think will be a top
level guy for them for years to come.
The story is that John Cena asked for this bout, and I have to give him
kudos if that is true, as Cena is at a level that he can basically name whoever
he wants for Wrestlemania. Now, the question
is, what do they do here with this match?
If Cena wins, what does that do for Wyatt? Nothing really. Wyatt has to win this match, he simply has
to. I really have my doubts though, as
it’s Wrestlemania, and it’s John Cena.
But, for the sake of this column, I’m going to go with my heart, Bray
Wyatt wins and this feud continues (which it really has to, and has legs if
they want to keep it going!).
Tom: There is no way Cena loses here and also
no way that the feud ends here as well.
Its got a lot of legs left under it and I really am excited to see these
two mix it up together. Should be one of
the spectacles of ‘Mania and Cena wins.
The Undertaker vs.
Brock Lesnar
Undertaker is of
course, 21-0. Wins over Jimmy Snuka,
Jake Roberts, Giant Gonzales, King Kong Bundy, Diesel, Sid, Kane (x2), Big Boss
Man, Triple H (x3), Ric Flair, Big Show, A-Train, Randy Orton, Mark Henry,
Batista, Edge, Shawn Michaels (x2), and CM Punk
Lesnar is 1-2 with his
win over Kurt Angle at 19, and losses to Goldberg (20) and Triple H (29)
Jim: While this isn’t a fresh matchup, it’s
been a LONG time since we’ve seen it, and both guys have changed since then,
especially Lesnar. So, I’m excited to
see this match as well. I think it will
be hard hitting as all of Lesnar’s matches have been since his return two years
ago, and I am sure Undertaker will be up to the task. I love that they finally had Lesnar get the
upper hand on ‘Taker on Monday night, as this bout desperately needed that
feeling that Lesnar just might be the one to end the streak. That being said, I see no chance of that, as
I believe the Streak should last forever at this point. So, Tombstone (maybe 2 or 3 of them), 1, 2,
3. Undertaker wins. And I have zero problem with that.
Tom: The idea of WrestleMania without an
Undertaker match is hard to fathom, yet we get closer to it each year. Could this be the last one? I hope not, but I really think (as has been
the case before) that there is always something special in the air during this
spot/match on the show. There is no way
‘Taker loses, but Brock Lesnar might be one of the athletes who gives the
greatest drama to the potential that The Streak could end. Undertaker and his 22-0 record reign!
Winner enters the
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
Daniel Bryan vs.
Triple H
Daniel Bryan is 1-1 at
Wrestlemania with his win last year with Kane over Dolph Ziggler & Big E.
Langson, and the infamous 18 second loss at WM 28 to Sheamus
Triple H is 8-9 at Wrestlemania, with wins over Goldust (13), Owen Hart
(14), The Rock/Big Show/Mick Foley (16), Chris Jericho (18), Booker T (19),
Randy Orton (25), Sheamus (26) and Brock Lesnar (29) and losses to The Ultimate
Warrior (12), Kane (15), The Undertaker (17, 27 & 28), Chris Benoit (20,
also including HBK), Batista (21), John Cena (22), Randy Orton (24 along with
John Cena)
Jim: Wow, what a difference
one guy leaving makes huh? It was being
setup for Triple H vs. CM Punk this year, and then Punk leaves and we end up
here. What a crazy ride. The fans have demanded Bryan be in the main
event mix, and here he is with his shot.
I don’t care how dastardly Triple H can be, if WWE does ANYTHING except
have Bryan win clean in the middle of the ring here, they are absolutely
nuts. The crowd would crap all over it
with anything else. Now, they could get
cute and have Triple H get a DQ win or a Count Out win, and then have Vince
show up and say “hell no it’s not ending like that, restart this match as No
DQ” or whatever...but, honestly, don’t do that WWE. Just do what is “best for business”! Bryan wins!
Tom: I completely agree with
Jim. WWE is absolutely nuts if they
don’t pull the trigger here and later with Bryan. Getting the revenge on Triple H that Bryan
and the fans have been craving since last August will be sweet. Daniel Bryan wins.
WWE World
Heavyweight Title Triple Threat Match
Randy Orton vs.
Batista vs. Triple H/Daniel Bryan winner
Randy Orton is 4-6 with wins
over CM Punk (27), Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase (26), John Cena & Triple H
(24), The Rock & Mankind (20, with Batista & Flair) and losses to Kane
(28), Triple H (25), MITB (23), Rey Mysterio (22 along with Triple H), The
Undertaker (21) and The Shield (29)
Batista is 3-2 with wins over
Umaga (24), Triple H (21) and The Rock & Mick Foley (along with Flair &
Orton at 20) and loses to John Cena (26) & The Undertaker (23)
Jim: So, Bryan moves into this slot in my
scenario, and again, only one thing makes sense here, Bryan pins Orton to be
standing in the middle of the ring, leading 70,000 members of the Yes Movement
chanting “Yes, Yes, Yes!” as Wrestlemania goes off the air! It should be an AWESOME spectacle and if WWE
doesn’t give it to us, again, they are insane.
Sometimes doing the predictable thing is the right thing, and this is
one of those times. Bryan wins the title
here. If you need to get it on Batista
before his movie comes out in August, fine, but for Wrestlemania, it’s all
about Daniel Bryan, and how freaking cool is that!
Tom: Hard not to agree with Jim here too. Bryan pinning Orton brings their issues and
feud full-circle with a very satisfying ending to it all and a great scene
& WrestleMania moment. Not only
that, but it keeps Batista (whether you like him or not) in the mix for the
title and he can be the next guy that is thrown at Bryan to defeat him and
wrest the title from him, maybe on Raw or at Extreme Rules. However, before all that, the WWE Universe
gets their wish and a great moment for all Daniel Bryan fans (be they like Jim
and I from the Ring of Honor days) or those who have rallied behind him in the
last 6-8 months.
So, what say you all? Which of us is closer to being right? Who do you think walks out as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion on Sunday night? Will you be there live? Watching on the WWE Network? PPV? Having a party? Hit us up on Facebook or Twitter and let us know!
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